http://news.nationalpost.com/2011/10/12/photos-of-the-day-oct-12-2011/ http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/06/superman-plastic-surgery-_n_998020.html Ooh, have you seen the NEW Superman? He is all I’ve ever dreamed and then some. Yet another person has decided to go with the same doctor as Michael Jackson for his plastic, I mean drastic surgery.I fear for the future of the Justice League if this is who shows up to “…save … Continue reading »
Parent-Teacher Conferences are now even more inconvienent!
You want a chat with the teacher? You’re going to have to wait, heifer! For the past two years my daughter’s school has done a giant ‘FUCK YOU’ to the parents and made you wait in line for parent- teacher conferences. Yeah. Probably the only meaningful contact that the parents will have with the teacher … Continue reading »
My Erotic dream Goes Horribly Wrong…
I I’ve been watching “Sons of Anarchy” a little too much lately because my latest XXX dream consisted of me making out with two members of a motorcycle club and disrobing really quickly. Don’t judge-it was a dream and who here can control that? So there I was groping and kissing bearded outlaws, … Continue reading »
Occupy Wall St.? Hell Yeah!
1% of the world’s population own 99% of its wealth. Is it fair? NO!!! But what are YOU willing to do about it? I thought so. Yeah, my ass is stuck in this comfy chair, too. But these people are out there fighting the good fight. From Occupy’s website- “On the 17th of September, … Continue reading »
Sleepovers from Hell
Enough with the whistling! My son had a sleepover last night and I almost had to kill his friend. The boy who is smart, nice, polite(I do like him)……is a nervous whistler. Every couple of minutes several sharp whistles would stab me in the head until I wanted to scream. The dogs were driven crazy … Continue reading »
It’s You, Not Me
The Angler Fish is one of the ugliest creatures I have ever seen, yet I have a strange connection to it when my “Aunt Flow” visits. From what I’ve been told, my personality changes and I am more like sandpaper which my husband cleverly labels by grit as well.Isn’t it funny how men want to … Continue reading »
Boobies Galore
Muscle Man (from The Regular Show) Help! Does anyone else look and feel like this? I’ve managed to let another summer slip by me without getting in shape. Four kids in 10yrs and my boobies are tribal (picture National Geographic), my tummy (let’s be honest-gut) fluctuates between 1-2 saggy lumps and dairy farmers are asking … Continue reading »
Out Foul Dog
Brussels Griffon (picture from dogfreefacts.com) Ewok from Star Wars http://murphey.wordpress.com Help! My dog smells like stale, ASSbiscuit. Guess what? That’s exactly what’s hanging from his anus as I write this. I specifically bought this dog (Brussels Griffon) because they have hair, not fur. I didn’t realize, however, that crap tends to stick to that “hair” and … Continue reading »
