A weird thing happened at a dinner a few days ago. We were eating cake and a gentleman at the table choked on the cake and had a huge coughing fit. Seriously, it was like he was trying to cough his lungs out of his nose. All of a sudden, he got very, very generous … Continue reading »
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Parent-Teacher Conferences are now even more inconvienent!
You want a chat with the teacher? You’re going to have to wait, heifer! For the past two years my daughter’s school has done a giant ‘FUCK YOU’ to the parents and made you wait in line for parent- teacher conferences. Yeah. Probably the only meaningful contact that the parents will have with the teacher … Continue reading »
My Erotic dream Goes Horribly Wrong…
I I’ve been watching “Sons of Anarchy” a little too much lately because my latest XXX dream consisted of me making out with two members of a motorcycle club and disrobing really quickly. Don’t judge-it was a dream and who here can control that? So there I was groping and kissing bearded outlaws, … Continue reading »
Occupy Wall St.? Hell Yeah!
1% of the world’s population own 99% of its wealth. Is it fair? NO!!! But what are YOU willing to do about it? I thought so. Yeah, my ass is stuck in this comfy chair, too. But these people are out there fighting the good fight. From Occupy’s website- “On the 17th of September, … Continue reading »
Sleepovers from Hell
Enough with the whistling! My son had a sleepover last night and I almost had to kill his friend. The boy who is smart, nice, polite(I do like him)……is a nervous whistler. Every couple of minutes several sharp whistles would stab me in the head until I wanted to scream. The dogs were driven crazy … Continue reading »
