Thanksgiving 2011 has come and gone, yet the pains of the day still remain. I planned for that day in advance had most of the kinks worked out and failed to remember to expect the unexpected. In my family you should always prepare yourself for the unexpected as without a doubt it always occurs. Even though I … Continue reading »
October was busy month for Walmart. My love/hate relationship with the super giant is still in tact and rightfully so. For the month of October there’s been a bleach fight between 2 women which lead to a HazMat (hazardous material) team coming out, the reintroduction of layaway and most recently a murder. Theresa Monique Jefferson … Continue reading »
Credit: © 2008 Dave M Benett Kate Moss Who’s ready to start rocking snaggle teeth or maybe adding a few? I sure the hell am not! After spending thousands on dentist and orthodontists I refuse to revert to crooked teeth. Yet, according to “The New York Times” Japanese women are paying dentists for the privilege … Continue reading »
My husband calls me a “TV Nazi”. How rude, right? I am an at home Mom managing the lives of 6 individuals on one income.My one vice is television. Yes, sad but true.My DirecTV budget is indispensable and irrevocable (unless they piss me off). Every moment I get I’m watching one of the many shows … Continue reading »
http://news.nationalpost.com/2011/10/12/photos-of-the-day-oct-12-2011/ http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/06/superman-plastic-surgery-_n_998020.html Ooh, have you seen the NEW Superman? He is all I’ve ever dreamed and then some. Yet another person has decided to go with the same doctor as Michael Jackson for his plastic, I mean drastic surgery.I fear for the future of the Justice League if this is who shows up to “…save … Continue reading »
The Angler Fish is one of the ugliest creatures I have ever seen, yet I have a strange connection to it when my “Aunt Flow” visits. From what I’ve been told, my personality changes and I am more like sandpaper which my husband cleverly labels by grit as well.Isn’t it funny how men want to … Continue reading »
Muscle Man (from The Regular Show) Help! Does anyone else look and feel like this? I’ve managed to let another summer slip by me without getting in shape. Four kids in 10yrs and my boobies are tribal (picture National Geographic), my tummy (let’s be honest-gut) fluctuates between 1-2 saggy lumps and dairy farmers are asking … Continue reading »
Brussels Griffon (picture from dogfreefacts.com) Ewok from Star Wars http://murphey.wordpress.com Help! My dog smells like stale, ASSbiscuit. Guess what? That’s exactly what’s hanging from his anus as I write this. I specifically bought this dog (Brussels Griffon) because they have hair, not fur. I didn’t realize, however, that crap tends to stick to that “hair” and … Continue reading »
