Perfectly Snaggled

Kate Moss

Who’s ready to start rocking snaggle teeth or maybe adding a few? I sure the hell am not! After spending thousands on dentist and orthodontists I refuse to revert to crooked teeth. Yet, according to “The New York Times” Japanese women are paying dentists for the privilege of more pronounce cuspids. Supposedly a crowded mouth implies youth. To me it implies clueless and/or broke, you choose.And why is Kate Moss the spokesperson for snaggle teeth? Didn’t we already have to see her boyish figure as “it” in the 90’s? I am so over her. I am on the lookout for a “trust sized” model with nice teeth.

I shall proclaim myself to be her!!!

I probably shouldn’t assume that pleasantly chunky will become a fad though right? Bad teeth, OK, but wearing a size north, way north of a 6 is frowned upon.

Do you suppose these same Japanese women would accept some yellowing or say cornbread stuck in the teeth as well? I mean not all kids have the best dental routines.

What do you say we (Americans) hop on a plane and show up in Japan looking like this-

Yuck mouth has always been a favorite of mine from School House Rock!

This week’s challenge, Do Not follow this so called trend. Please people, floss, brush repeat. Get those much needed braces and wear your retainers as retainers do a mouth good. Learn to accept that we are all aging, just learn to do so gracefully. Now is not the time for weird habits (you should’ve done that in your youth).

Those specific Japanese women may want to just follow us Americans when building beauty, they can continue building better cars and electronics.

There are always points to ponder when you follow Chase in the city.

Ella